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lawhley:

timelord-badboy:

lawhley:

lawhley:

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

Did you just-

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digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
trasiga-jag:


THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
















oh my god!!!!!

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via warrioroflivingabundance)

im-mr-brightside:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

not just girls, this covers men too…

(Source: bonycat, via thesescarswillkillyou)

cancer-of-themind:

suicide-is-my-father:

dre4ms-vs-reality:

sad b&w blog♣

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rockpaper-scissors-onmyskin:

feeling lonely

im going to isolate myself

feeling hurt

im going to cut myself

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

(Source: faunasworld-moved, via warrioroflivingabundance)